I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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