I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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