Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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