Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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