So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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