just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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