Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
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I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I deserve this hangover.
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