Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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