is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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