ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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