Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
