Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
