If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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