Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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