But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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