hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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