I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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