So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to jail i love you
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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