4 words: hood of his car
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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