i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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