And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We were destined to go to rehab together
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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