She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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