Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
