i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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