you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Randomize
