Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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