Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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