just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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