What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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