We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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