You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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