we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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