He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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