Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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