Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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