Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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