Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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