just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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