I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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