i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
