just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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