What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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