it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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