some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
