Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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