spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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