dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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