Do you still have your period?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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