Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
