I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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